stepdad: ok, I’ve got my bad headlight out.

me: oh yeah?

stepdad: yeah, now I have to go buy the right one, because it turns out I bought the wrong one earlier.

me: what did you do, buy the left one? Bwhahahhhaaahaha!!!

stepdad: *raises single eyebrow at me*

me: *continuing with overly jocular laughter* whooo! oh man…

stepdad: yeah. ok. Well, see you later!

me: Ok, but I can’t promise I’ll be this funny later

stepdad: *walking away* yeah… right.