A while back, I went on a hunt for some really good vodka with KK. It’s a vodka that is special ordered for a bar somewhere on capital hill. Only one, ok two, liquor stores in the state of WA carry it. Since the liquor stores are run by the state, they can tell you things like this. It’s called Bison Grass. I’d provide the link for you, but I’ve just had a very strong cocktail using my Bison Grass vodka. Oh dear, I just gave away the ending. We found the vodka. Well, we put ourselves down on the waiting list, and then they called us, and then we found the vodka. It has a slight cinnamon taste to it. Makes a good White Russian. I, however, make an accidentally strong White Russian.

Oh well, I guess it’s not that good of a story. I only had one cocktail. Who knew it would be so much stronger than the ones in the bars. I don’t drink very often. What’s more, I’m lying on my bed typing sidewise, which shouldn’t even be attempted under the most sober of circumstances.

I had a fight with a friend. I don’t even know if we’ll be friends anymore. This has nothing to do with the cockytail. It’s just an aside, because it’s very sad. I’m a little worried about it. And Pru is trying to sleep on the keyboard.

Have ya’ll seen that show on TLC called Miami Ink? I kinda like it. Tattoos are cool.

‘night!

We all know, by now, that I am domestically challenged. I hate cleaning, but I love cleaning products. I am always sure that this next cleaning product or tool will be the one that makes every come together for me. My house will stay relatively clean, I will become more organized, Pru will learn to scoop her own litterbox, squirrels will frolic on my weedless lawn, and cute boys will trip over themselves to bring me cold, fruity umbrella drinks while I recline on a spotless chez lounge with a book and some bon-bons. What exactly are bon-bons by the way?

This is my latest want: The Hoover Floormate Spin Scrub 800. I took one look at it, and I knew that it was the implement of cleaning that would change everything in my life. For $300. The only problem is, I already have a $550 Dyson DC14 Animal Vacuum cleaner. For $550, you would expect some general overall improvement in my life. But the fact of the matter is, if I don’t a: pick up the crap on the floor and b: turn the vacuum on and run it over the carpet, it does very little. Except look nice, and purple, and powerful. So how can a $300 Hoover even hope to help me?

In the end, I settled for this:

Kaboom Bowl Blaster Foaming Toilet Cleaner. Because I like cleaning products that mention EXPLOSIONS. And this one has both a KABOOM and a BLAST.