You guys did such a great job last week! I think I am mucho rusty at this. I could not come up with a theme to save my life. I kept trying to use lines from the tv shows I was watching. Contenders?

• Don’t be mad, monkey.
• Everyone was happy, especially the truckers in sweatpants.
• Look, will you ladies take your tea party outside? I’m trying to calm my nerves.

In the end, i chose a single word – chance.

The Dating/Crying Game

“You’re not what I expected.”

“Neither are you, actually”

“Well, I guess you take a chance when you answer the ads, huh.”

“True.”

“Look, there’s been a mistake. I’m sure you are nice enough, but I’m not gay.”

“I see. Well…. I’m not a man.”