Today’s 50 Word fiction theme is division. Maybe because I just watched the Wedding Crashers, again, the other day. Also based on a conversation Wil and I had about divorce.

Long Division



They were attempting to be civil. 50/50 down the line; they’d both contributed to the household. Nobody could really quantify.

“In adherence to the spirit of the agreement, air miles will be split in half. Next… the cats.”

“I want the front halves!”

“Great, stuck with the butts. Again”