I am not even remotely ready for Christmas. Well, maybe remotely ready. I’ve done some shopping, and I have presents for some. I, of course, have my wrapping paper. Yesterday I bought a rolling pin so I could make sugar cookies. But it’s not good enough, kids, not nearly because … I DON’T HAVE ANY COOKIE CUTTERS!!!

Anyhoo, today I’m cleaning. No sense in going out shopping on a Sunday if you don’t have to. And we all know how much I hate cleaning. So much that I have to tell you guys I’m cleaning so everyone knows how brave I am.

Brave little soldier.