I want someone to give me a list of things I need. Supplies required for me to be successful in the upcoming year. Clear rulers, not wooden. New crayons. Some Dixon Ticondergoa No. 2 Pencils.
Then, I want to go out and purchase my new supplies, organize them, and put them away in a new bag or backpack, ready to meet the year. It would not be enough to simply go buy these things. I need someone to give a list of requirements. I want to need to buy school supplies.
Here is what I tell my kids…
The following are the minimum supplies all students need at the beginning of the school year*
Some classes may require special materials. Students will be notified at the beginning of the class if additional materials are required.
Well, hell, that is a mighty fine list!
you need the following:
glitter pens (purple, orange, green, fushia, etc.)
post-it notes in a variety of pastel designs
a wonderwoman notebook
weird shaped erasers that smell like different car deoderizer smells (pina colada, berry, lemon, etc)
eh, that’s i can think of right now…
Well, if you went to my school, here’s what you’d need:
* one pair of oversized sunglasses to accentuate gaunt cheekbones
* designer handbag/purse
* cell phone set to most annoying ring tone. Never set to vibrate.
* tiny coloured tees to be layered over yoga pants…and heels? I dunno…
* varsity logoed stuff. I am currently rocking the dayplanner — call me conservative.
* one oversized Starbucks cup to accentuate gaunt arms, chest
* maybe a pen and a pad of paper, that could be useful sometime
I’m going to buy everything on all of these lists. Especially the wonder woman notebook. i am, however, going to substitute the large starbucks cup with a super big gulp.
and i need to find out where i can get the gaunt cheekbones.