1. rub up against my legs, or weave in and out around my ankles.
2. lick anyone or anything other than herself.
3. that kneading bread thing kitties do when you are petting them.
things she does do, instead…
1. run in front of me as i leave one room for another and throw herself down in front of me, rolling on her back, putting her paws up in the air to “git me.”
2. try to sleep draped across my neck. like a scarf. or a neck brace.
3. drink out of faucets only. unless it’s hot, in which case she’ll use a glass of water on the bathroom counter i leave for just such a purpose.
4. heard me into the bathroom when i get home from work. in order to turn on a faucet.
5. “talk” to me. have kitty cat conversations with me.
6. touch her nose to my nose, when she’s sitting on the bathroom counter, and i’m getting ready in the morning.
7. sleep in the bathtub. summers only.