bonjour bÈbÈs digitaux!
so i’m back at work now. well, i’ve been back since tuesday. and, true to form, i’m completely lost. as far as i was concerned, my job was now to lounge on the couch and read, or sit at my computer and write. oh, and sleep in and eat pumpkin pie. that was my job. and then i came back here. there is no couch in my cube, but there is a bean bag chair. but people keep asking me to do things. asking me questions and wondering when i am going to be able to get to this or get to that. so not a lot of time for writing. and there is no pie anywhere. i have managed to sleep in, more about that later.
but it’s not all bad, kids! the most amazing thing happened to my workplace while i was gone. my first day back, i immediately went offsite on a field trip. walked in the door and 15 minutes later was walking back out again. i walked into central services to get a bev for the road and GUESS WHAT!! they’ve added new soda pop flavors! previously it had been coke, diet coke, caffeine free diet coke, root beer, 7-up regular and diet and ginger ale. well now there is also pepsi and diet pepsi [which i like better than diet coke] and DR. PEPPER and DIET DR. PEPPER!! yes! it’s true. after nearly five years here, they finally came to their senses. i think everyone around me is worried that our stock price will go down due to losses felt by the incredible volume of free dr. pepper i will consume. but i’m working on the water thing. so they need not worry. i’ll only have a can or two a day. unless it’s a bad day. or friday. or monday.
i need to conduct une petite survey for my friend mollymonster. please to tell me if you are a fan of lip balm. and if so, what’s your favorite brand. and if you feel like it, you can say why it’s your favorite brand. i’m a huge fan of the lip balm. i always have some with me. molly wants to open a little web store. i’m going to be in R&D. maybe R&D&R. research, development and review. but i will probably not really develop anything. so maybe i am just R&R. which is rest and relaxation. which is fine with me! my title is lip balm scientist. i like being a scientist. BACK OFF MAN, i’m a lip balm scientist. so, anyway, please answer my lip balm questions. it will bring you good karma, and i will think happy thoughts on behalf of you as well. thanks for your support.
i have already answered the lip balm question, but i’ll do so again. i have tried a few that i like: unpetroleum, whole foods brand, and desert essence. the ones i am really interested in trying, though, are way too pricey!
i did a search to see if overture (my company) has any advertisers listed under “lip balm”. this is position #1.
check out the site. it’s pretty well put together and there’s nothing wrong with mooching off the competition (and then improving on it!)
yes… we are aware of that site. that is the “competition.” we have decided that she couldn’t possibly have sampled all those lip balms. and therefore she cannot be trusted. however, she did make us aware of Pussy Pucker Pot’s where are very very naughty and named after erogenous zones on women. which we thought was funny. molly is planning on checking out pussy pucker pots. it will probably have a built in lesbian market!
your lip balm preferences have been duly noted. thank you for paricipating in une petite survey au sujet de baume de lËvre.
the only lip balm that i really use is Chap Stick Medicated. it has to be the medicated kind, cuz for me, that works the best. i can’t use Blistex, cuz for some reason it gives me little blisters.
but yeah, ChapStick Medicated is what i use. speaking of which, i need to buy some more, cuz i’ve lost mine….
free dr. p??? dang it. all i get around here is free water. and even that’s hard to find sometimes.
i am a fan of the lip balm, but i don’t use it very often. lately i’ve been using ChapStick, because that’s what’s in my purse. i used to have this roll on lipsmacker stuff that tasted mucho yummy. i liked that. i saw a commercial for some lip balmy stuff last night that made me go ‘ooh, i want to try that!’ but for the life of me i can’t remember what it was for. or what the commercial was about. d’oh!
Ok, now you’re either going to think that I’m making this up, or that I like this product for the name alone, but NO! Bad Jodi, that is not the case!
Lizard Lips
I must admit, I did buy my first tube of it, based solely on the name, but…but, but, but….I’m a repeat customer. Why? Because this stuff ROCKS!
There’s my PSA for the day.