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We got a groom who’s chasing every skirt on the continent, a bride that’s only going along because she thinks that’s what good little princesses do, a room full of guests who only care about the free food, and an ex-mental patient with an uzi in his hand

my aunt vickie is throwing an engagement party for my mom and bob. it has a secret theme. i feel fairly confident in telling you this theme, as my family does not read this blog. because i havenít told them about it. except for josh. anyway, the theme is to come dressed as a member of the wedding party. bride, groom, best man, children of the bride… whatever. you are too be creative in your costuming. now, i figure, i can come as a child of the bride quite easily. i could pull that off better than anyone. except maybe my older brother. however, i bet its specific to a child of the bride attending the wedding. forget that. iím not going to get all dressed up to look like me all dressed up. so here is what i think i should wear…. iím going to be a bride. i want to find a big tulle skirt, even a ballet skirt would do, as long as itís white. then i am going to wear my doc martinís [black] and maybe my white and red striped witchy poo socks. then, i will wear a white baby doll shirt i have that says, in small black courier print ìmy cat hates you.î and then the ubiquitous veil. sound pretty? i think so.

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3 thoughts on “We got a groom who’s chasing every skirt on the continent, a bride that’s only going along because she thinks that’s what good little princesses do, a room full of guests who only care about the free food, and an ex-mental patient with an uzi in his hand

  1. Dude! You’ve just described, to a Tee, what I plan to wear when Victor and I get married! Well, ok, maybe not to a Tee, but I love Tulle, and I think that Doc’s need to be in the picture, although I do own a pair of white ones – but maybe I’ll pair them with my black and white stripey pirate tights?
    Go for it, it sounds perfect to me!

  2. arifa says:

    ummm… your mom and bob are getting married? whoa! or maybe i already knew and just forgot. i’d feel really bad if that were the case, though, so i’ll go with the “jodi didn’t tell me” story.
    the bride outfit sounds AWESOME. i think i have those socks… i love them!

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