did you need a reason to help justify a girl scout cookie binge? have you already binged and feel guilty. well, let me help you out. thank god for texas, looking out for us the way they do.
personally, i was looking for a reason to buy more girl scout cookies. this is great news. because now i can eat cookies for justice, for sexual education, and for a girl scout’s right to choose.
they didn’t teach masterbation when i was in the troop. i feel cheated.