Last night Tessa [aka: Smackastasia] broke up with her guy. It turned out that he was just not that into her. She’s doing fine, but she does have one critical step to take. She needs to come up with a rude or defamatory nickname for him, that rhymes with his name. It’s essential for the “letting go” phase. She is the one who gets to do this because he was the one who was just not that into her. That’s the way it works, thems are the rules. Unfortunately, his name does not rhyme with prick. So she consulted google, to find a euphemism for penis that would rhyme with “ack.” She ran across this. I was thrilled because I really did not have much to talk about today. So a website that provides you with every euphemism for the penis known to the English speaking world was a lifesaver of blog fodder.
What? “Ass crack-Mack*” wasn’t good enough?
* Assuming Mack is the name in question
Oh, She liked Ass Crack Mack, or in her case, Ass Crack Zach! She appreciates the suggestions as they make her laugh during this grim time. 🙂
She did a web capture of this site in Acrobat, so she could have a searchable PDF to look for stuff that rhymes with “ack.” That’s commitment. One of the words she came up with was “tallywhacker” so I suggested TallyZacher.
I always valued accuracy over the rhyming aspect which is why I have exs with names like “Euan the Cunt” and “Clammy Handed Keith”
“Clammy Handed Keith”
that made me laugh outloud, loo-eeze.