I was just looking at the pets available for adoption on petfinder.org. Specifically, cats. Coworker M-roo has wanted a cat for a long time. Last year, she bought a house. And she’s been keeping an eye out for the perfect kitty ever since. Looking at all the animals without homes makes me so sad. I need to buy a big huge house, then I can adopt all the kitties and become the crazy cat lady I am destined to be. I know we are about to hit the time of year that seasoned bunny owners dread…. Easter. Parents go out and get real bunnies to put in Easter Baskets. And then the bunnies end up at a shelter. Because it turns out that they are real animals, with real animal behavior. In the cute pictures, she seem so nice and quiet. Don’t buy anyone a bunny at Easter unless you a: know they want it and b: know that they can take care of it! That’s all I’m saying. Fee works long and hard to get abandoned bunnies adopted by good homes. I’m not sure how hard she actually works, I’d say she’s definitely dedicated to it. But she does help out people who definitely do work hard at it.

I don’t know if ya’ll noticed, but my baby brother, Josh, left me a comment. He must be getting around, because I don’t think he has a computer at home. It’s good news.

I was talking to one of the many lucky people who used to be my manager here at The Place of my Employment about who would win in a fight; me or Evildeb. I’ve always insisted that I could kick Evildeb’s ass. I still believe that is true. Ex-Manager P asked, “which one of you is freakishly strong?”

Evildeb: Me! I am! I am freakishly strong!

Jodi: Just freakish, Deb… you are just plain freakish.

Evildeb: No! Ask anyone! Ask Lloyd!

Jodi: nope, don’t care anymore. [[started to explain to Ex-Manager P why the cupcakes might taste a bit like bran muffins.]

Evildeb: [Standing behind Lloyd, applying what could only be called a vulcan death grip to his shoulder] Lloyd, am I freakishly strong?

Lloyd: Yes. She is freakishly strong.

Evildeb: Ha!

Lloyd: It’s true, she’s freakishly strong. Ask anyone.

Jodi: Well, sure, comparatively, she is freakishly strong to Lloyd.

Lloyd: They always tell her she’s freakishly strong. Ask her personal trainer, ask her massage therapist. Ask her… her… crystal therapist.

Jodi, Evildeb, Ex-Manager P: Her what? Crystal therapist?

So, add “strong” to the long list of things that are freakish about Evildeb.

Photographic evidence of freakish strength. Click for larger image.

Evildeb: How many push-ups do you think a freakishly strong person would do?

Jodi: doesn’t matter, I’m only taking a picture of one.

Evildeb: Oh, in the case. [switches to one arm push up]