I’m bored. Yes, I have work to do, but I can’t do it because I am too bored. The boredom has shut down my brains.
Please send me things to entertain me! You are my brain’s only hope!
I ran into the monkee at the elevators. I was getting off, he was getting on. My little hands curled into tiny fists, without me even thinking about it. TINY FISTS OF DOOM!! Beware the TINY FISTS OF DOOM! Tessa’s fists do not contain such fury, but her soccer playing feet do. She has KICKING FEET OF FURY.
Boredom kills my productivity. Nothing like staring at a computer screen and thinking “Shit, I need to work, but yahoo news is whispering my name….”
you know what’s even worse? when you’ve read every blog, every online comic, every news site, and you are still looking for something to read online, because you are bored. that’s just sad.
Nice site you have here.
The meat-tube escaped, i found her at the neighbors. I cooked a pot roast, scalloped potatos and steamed carrots. Someday im going to run for the mayor of your town, and when i win (and i will win) im going to throw you a parade, and give you the day off. Now i think ill eat my dinner and drink some wine. Tomorrow Im going to find Meat-tube’s tunnel, no more escapes! Oh she may be the Mo, but she is no Steve McQueen.
That land unexplored.
The eyes follow the curve of the shore, the golden beach. The hills that seem to move in summer sun. This undiscovered country exists only in thought. And as the spring bred the flowers, the open air now is filled with pollen, the mind turns back to the days of winter, somehow is made tolerable in the basking of the sun. Those brutal cold short days and long nights have changed. But that went unnoticed until she smiled. This happenstance seems like destiny. And the land laying there beneath his feet is all at once realized. That land, unexplored, is now waiting.
repressing these feelings against the Monkee is bad, sorry to keep on but if you had vented your anger against him in an anarchic and psychologically damaging way you would feel so much happier and life would be great. There is such a thing as appropriate anger and it must be vented… Here in the UK it is soooooo hot, hotter than Miami which is so good because we have so much rain usually, and I just needed to share that with you… now I am going out at lunch time to do something slutty, I blame the weather…
Just so you know, if you beat The Monkee, it will be the first time a Jodi has beaten The Monkee since the September 11th terror attacks.
Steve McQeen! Ha! that made me laugh.
As much as I’d like to unleash the TINY FISTS OF DOOM upon the monkee, I try to take a tip from Spidey. With great power comes great responsibility.
And andy, I know it’s not just the weather… I know your single vice. 😉
coincidentally, i just watched goonies.
HEEYYY YOOOUUU GUUUYSS!!!!!!!