today is brought to you by the word “delusional”
you know. i used to think it was kind of cute, the way lisa lived in a little fantasy world. a world in which she could just step in and steal people’s boyfriends. but now i worry about her. frankly, j.c. [AKA my boyfriend] is starting to get a little freaked out by her behavior. her grasp on reality is tenuous at best. must be all that thinking in four dimensions.
it all comes back to sexy french vampires, doesn’t it lisa? at least in our world.
in addition to hunting bugs visible only int he 4th dimension, pru also hunts q-tips. and there is nothing funnier than seeing a kitten walk around with a q-tip in her mouth, like a chronic smoker. i need to get a picture of it. maybe, later when i am at work, she hangs out with other kitten punks, q-tips dangling from the sides of their mouths, looking all tough and badass. i don’t know what she does with the q-tips, but if i put on down on the counter, she grabs it and dashes off. she tries to get them out of the jar, but she can’t get her big fat cat head in now. it was easier when she was tiny.
my little brother just told me he is invading the west coast next month. sounds like he’s going to hit from one end to another. just a warning, kids. it’s about time he came back, he’s a native. he needs to return to his homeland.
ok. back to reviewing the user guide. i’m tech reviewing. and currently i am doing some of the most tedious features known to my product. they are cool features, but they are… teadious. je dÈteste des tables des matiËres !