yesterday we had little xmas party, here at work. i was standing with evildeb, admiring the hors díouevres when the coworker who refers to himself as The Man walked up to ask us why were werenít eating the sauteed oysters. i wasnít eating them because they are nasty. but what about evildeb?
e.d.: they have stuff in them.
me: flesh. she doesnít eat meat. sheís a vegetarian again.
e.d.: i used to eat seafood, when i was a vegetarian before.
me: sheís been one before, you know.
e.d.: thatís right. iíve been one before, you know. itís my natural state.
the man: what? vegetative?
me: bwahahahaahaha!!
e.d.: thatís not funny.
me: oh yes it is.
occasionally, i like to answer the unasked questions that those of you who have not met evildeb have on your minds, whether you like to admit it, or not. why do i call her EVILdeb? what makes her evil. ladies and gentlemen of the internet, i give you … exhibit b. evildeb sent this out to a mail list we have here at work, called ìmr. snotty.î
anyone who would subject coworkers to this kind of thing has to be evil.
Daily Archives: December 19, 2003
I can’t help it man, it’s hottie overload!
i took the netflix plunge. iíve put it off for a very long time. i havenít been watching or renting a lot of movies. iíve been doing more reading, than anything else. and then i was doing more writing. but lately iíve been missing movies. iíve watched almost every movie in my library in since nanowrimo ended. well, i used most of them to procrastinate during nano, actually. but basically, the thing that made me sign up is this. cute boys. i watched a movie on the sundance channel called ìparticles of truth.î it stars gale harold of queer as folk fame. i had showtime during seasons one and two of that series, but i have not seen season three. itís due out on februrary 24th. but after watching that movie, i had a dream with gale harold in it. sigh… thank you god or goddess of dreams. anyway, i missed brian kinney… i had not seen QAF since the end of season two. mmmmmm…. brian kinney. i decided i needed to watch seasons one and two again. and i simply cannot make myself go to blockbuster, because i HATE THEM. and i canít make myself go to hollywood video because i have a $20 late fee balance. plus, it just sounds easier to get them from netflix. i should have the first three discs by monday, they say. right in time for my xmas break. perhaps if start watching seasons one and two of QAF, i can have gale harold dreams EVERY NIGHT!!! *sigh* OH! bonus, spike showed up in my dreams as well.
i desperately need to go home and go back to bed. seriously.