Another Jodi did it. So now I am doing it. And you can do it too!
OCTOBER:
Loves to chat. Loves those who loves them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.
Monthly Archives: August 2004
You think I got kicked out because of just the aquarium? Nah, it was the handjob. And you know what else? It was worth it.
When I told Evildeb that I posted the biting story, she asked me if I also posted the teddy bear story.
Me: What’s the teddy bear story?
Evildeb: I don’t know… apparently I did something with someone’s teddy bear.
Me: Like what?
Evildeb: I don’t know… I don’t remember.
Me: you don’t remember.
Evildeb: I guess I was drunk.
Me: That’s a great story, Deb.
Evildeb: Yeah.
Maybe someday we’ll learn the story, find out what horrible and/or odd thing Evildeb did with someone’s teddy bear. I can hardly wait.
I’ve recently become addicted to Popcap’s online game Insaniquarium. So much so, that when I go to sleep at night, I see the negative impression of fish food dropping into the aquarium, on the back of my eye lids. So I came to work and showed the game to Anastasia. So I wouldn’t feel so bad, if I slipped and played it at work. Because now she’s addicted as well. You have to feed the fish so they will grow bigger and poop coins to so you can buy more fish and better food and better guns, in order to protect your fish from the occasional invading alien, AND buy the three pieces of egg that advance you to the next level. It’s thrilling!!
Evildeb Fact #432
Evildeb once bit a man so hard, she drew blood, because he wouldn’t give in and say “ouch.”
I kid you not.
Yeah and I get my ya-ya’s from Ikea. You have to put them together yourself, but they cost a little less.
I was phenomenally stupid, on Saturday afternoon, and went to IKEA a mere five days after the new 2005 catalog arrived. Originally, I was thinking of buying a bookcase, and asked Evildeb if she would take me in her Subaru. Then I changed my mind, but she was already geared up to visit, so I decided to go along. Big mistake. Huge. The place was swamped. We had to park, I figure, about five football fields away from the store itself. I had half a mind to inform the fire dept. that they were violating codes that afternoon. Nonetheless, I took pictures of Sweet Pea, while we shopped. Click for larger images.
Looking angelic, probably at the beginning of the adventure.
She asked me to “take a picture of me doing this.” So I did.
Sweet Pea doing her impersonation of Auntie Jodi, towards the end of the torturous trip to IKEA.
EDIT: FYI, I spent nothing. Evildeb spent around a $150.
Her name is Yoshimi. She’s got a black belt in karate.
Since I sometimes run out of words, I thought I’d give you an image. That’s Yoshimi my little japanese girl piggy bank. she sits on my monitor here at work.
ummm… I bought a digital camera with some of my bonus. That’s why you are getting pictures.
For Liloo, who is a Gemini
Being a Gemini “makes you an unreliable, roguish sociopath with a light finger and the attention span of a hyperactive mayfly.” Your toothpaste is “picked up from unguarded retail displays – you didn’t pay for it, so why should you give a damn about how it’s squeezed.” You have four favorite sins, two for each twin, because you are the “dilettante of depravity,” Vanity, Lust [because it’s fun], Envy, and Greed.
Extra bonus for you, Liloo, your bitch factor. The gemini bitch factor is A++, you are the zodiac’s Bitch Queen.
For Romy, who is a Virgo
Well, Romy, you are a Virgo, and this means “you are a peevish, hypercritical anal-retentive, with an obsession for sterile perfectionism and a pedantic fetish for detail.” You don’t have tubes of toothpaste, you have “3 x 365 individual pre-wrapped disposable toothbrushes, each loaded with the precise amount of toothpaste needed for one cleaning.” Your favorite sin is “Vanity, the lighter side of Pride. And you do something clever with Gluttony, reversing it to make a homely little nameless sin of sucking all the joy, taste, and mouth feel out of food.”
Nice!
Of course there is a ton more in the book. Each sign is a chapter.
For Becky, who is an Aries
Don’t piss Becky off!
“On the Darkside, this makes you a loud, overconfident, aggressive thug with way too many Y chromosomes and a will of titanium-clad granite.” As far as your toothpaste goes, “after a five minute rant in the bathroom, when you throw everything out the window looking for your tube of toothpaste, you finally find it in a laundry basket. You hammer it flat with your bare hands.” Your favorite sin is Wrath, or Anger, because you “get to do the shouting.” Although you might consider Greed as it “makes a useful indoor sin for the older arien whose form is slipping.”
I’ve set my laser from stun to kill.
My stepmother is going to start selling stun-guns. She asked me if I wanted one. What do you think I said? “Hell YEAH I want a stun gun! that would rule! i could go out and fight crime with it!” I then demonstrated to all my coworkers what would happen to them if they annoyed me, once I got my stun-gun. Bzzzzaaapppt!
I’ve been browsing through this book, Darkside Zodiac. Obviously, it’s about the darkside of your astrological sign. It’s very tongue in cheek. I am a Libra, and on the darkside this makes me “a vain, shallow, petulant spendthrift with an unerring eye for style over substance, and a lifelong dedication to the quest for an easy meal ticket.” Duh. My favorite deadly sin, If I am forced to chose, would be actually be three, Greed, Vanity, and Sloth. With sloth being my main motivator. YEAH!! And, if asked the question whether, as a Libra, I squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom, or middle, if i replace the cap, the answer is “you don’t have toothpaste in the tubes, since squeezing involves effort.” Brilliant!