evildeb

Ok buddy, uh, I was just tryin’ to cheer us up so go ahead. Put on some old sad bastard music, see if I care.

Yesterday was, officially, the most depressing day of the year. I’m not making it up…. The British decided it’s the most depressing day of the year. Apparently it all boils down to:

  • The crappy, dark, cold weather.
  • Any remaining dregs of holiday cheer are all used up.
  • Most people have already failed at their NY’s resolutions, by this point.
  • Credit card bills for holiday spending starting to arrive.
  • No fun to look forward to, no plans for holiday celebration, etc.

Well, I think it’s all crap. And you know how much I understand the depression. Maybe it’s just crap for me.

  • dark skies don’t bother me, and I don’t believe in the S.A.D.
  • holiday cheer is gone the morning of the 26th. It’s over. And I’m relieved. Any dregs are removed by the time I go back to work.
  • I didn’t make any resolutions.
  • I have no credit cards

I will admit, there is a long dry spell of no special workdays off. I don’t think there is an official holiday PTO until Memorial day. That is pretty bleak. I told Evildeb, who is very sensitive, that yesterday was the most depressing day of the year, and she said, “What? No, I was fine yesterday.” So that proves it. Believe me, if it had been true, she would have been depressed.

I bet the British never took Evildeb into account. No one ever does.

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I’M not! I’M going to The Fourth World… it’s sort of like heaven. Only better, because there aren’t any Christians!

I decided I needed some new icons on my mac, to spruce things up a bit. So I went to check out xicons, to see what was new. I downloaded this set I liked, bright colors, big fat happy icons, and did something I rarely do, read the ReadMe. In the readme, there was a link to a second page, an artist’s note, so I started reading that. It thanked me for downloading the icons, and hoped I enjoyed them, and hey, could he tell me something? Ten years ago, he made the most important decision of his life, you see stuff doesn’t last forever, your computer is obsolete in a couple of months, your car will break down, your flowers will die, and so will you. In fact, there is only one thing that will be there, for all eternity, one thing you can count on…. that’s right… . JESUS CHRIST. This made me laugh out loud. The kinda laugh that the entire department can hear. It was just so… unexpected. And ridiculous. It went on to talk about Jesus and why should should accept Jesus in your heart and yadda yadda get a bible, if this note changed your life, let me know. Oh please. Now, I know he had the best Christian intentions when writing this, and it’s probably trés disrespectful of me to mock it, but give me a break. First and foremost, I really don’t think a note is going to convert anyone. Second, I hate it when people insert Jesus where he doesn’t belong. Keep that Jesus fellow in your heart, not in your ReadMe’s. And thirdly, just see my previous note about giving me a break.

I still like the icons, tho. Silly Christians.

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evildeb

Hi! I’m Mimi! If you ever need a friend, or want to talk… Well, too damn bad!

Recently, Evildeb and Lloyd shipped No. 1 Son, Almost Certainly Evil Jacob, off to college – on the other side of the state. When your offspring moves out of the house, things instantly become simpler. No matter which kid. There is less laundry, fewer dirty dishes, less demand for the 1 full bathroom the Evil’s have in their house, less demand for face to face attention. No conflict over the tv, no friends of the offspring hanging around. Evildeb spent about one day examining this and said, “No, no, NO! This will never do. Things are not complicated enough. It’s too quiet. I cannot take it! I must have a dog. ASAP!”

The problem is, Lloyd is allergic to all living beings. Feathered, finned, furred or pink skinned. If it breaths, it makes him itch and sneeze. But it’s difficult to say no to the Debil. “They” decided that they would foster a dog for a month, and see how Lloyd did. It would need to be a dog that is known for being less allergenic. Like a poodle. Evildeb found a dog named Mimi, who is half poodle and half brichon frise. [i have no idea how to spell bichon frise.] Eleven months old, she had been rescued from a shed, where she had been kept 24/7.

Half the month is gone, and so far Lloyd is doing ok. The dog is delightful. Friendly and playful, odd for a dog who was locked in a shed. So the deciding factor, in whether they keep Mimi, is Lloyd. I asked her what she would do if Lloyd said he couldn’t live with the allergies.

“He would have to prove it.”

“But you said that it is ultimately up to him. It’s his decision. But if he says no, he’ll have to prove it?”

“well… yes.”

Here are some pictures of Mimi, in the black skull and cross bones hoodie Evildeb got her. So far, Mimi is a great excuse for Deb to spend money. Click for larger images.

She really is a cute dog.

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books

I thought, finally. A man who can make a woman feel like a girl. And who can make that girl feel like a slut. And who can make that slut feel like a woman.

From bookslut I have learned that The Morning News has launched The First Annual TMN Tournament of Books. Complete with bracketed breakdowns. It would be fun to read along, but since I am one girl, and they are many judges, I might have to wait until they narrow down the competition. Below is the list of books they are reading, grouped according to the first rounds. You can download a pdf of the bracket chart here. Also, this post on the bookslut blog, made me laugh out loud…. books for babies sounds like a fair trade to me.

The Plot Against America Philip Roth

The Bad Boy’s Wife Karen Shepard

The News From Paraguay Lily Tuck

The Inner Circle TC Boyle

Jonathan Strange and Mr. Norrell Susanna Clarke

The Rope Eater Ben Jones

Heir to the Glimmering World Cynthia Ozick

Human Capital Stephen Amidon

Cloud Atlas David Mitchell

The Finishing School Muriel Spark

An Unfinished Season Ward Just

The Dew Breaker Edwidge Danticat

I Am Charlotte Simmons Tom Wolfe

Wake Up, Sir Jonathan Ames

Birds Without Wings Louis De Bernieres

Harbor Lorraine Adams

I do want to read I Am Charlotte Simmons. Someday. But the next book I want to read is Glimpses of the Devil : A Psychiatrist’s Personal Accounts of Possession, Exorcism, and Redemption. Come on… how am I supposed to resist that. It’s psychology AND satan. It would make a great book for Satan’s Bookclub. [which I am working on, btw. I just haven’t been happy with any design I’ve come up with.]

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Sure. I respected your ideas for evil projects, and I thought you had good follow-through.

From Movable Type.

Movable Type ‘nofollow’ plugin

01.18.2005

Today we are pleased to announce our full support for the rel=”nofollow” attribute to hyperlinks introduced to address the main cause of weblog spam: the payoff of higher placement in search engine results.

This initiative, with announced support from Google, Yahoo, MSN (and surely more to come), will direct search engines to ignore links with this attribute set for the purposes of spidering or increasing search engine relevance or ranking.

I just installed this plug-in. And it makes me feel all giddy inside, like I’m ruining the fun of comment spammers. Which is an idea that I love. It’s a delicious feeling. My advice to you, if you use MT, go out and get the plug-in, so you, too, can ruin the fun of the spammers. It’s us vs. them, troops.

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work

Those who are tardy do not get fruit cup.

I was fighting with someone on the überboard today. I was very angry by her response to something I posted. I mentioned a report I had seen on tv, in very board and general terms. Something I thought was interesting. But the response was more than just pointing out my mistakes, it was personally insulting. And, this time, I decided wasn’t just going to ignore the tone of the post. So, back and forth, back and forth. Arguing via bbs is somewhat like arguing via passed notes. They way we used to do, in school. I only said part of what I wanted to say, because the rest of it could blow the entire thing out of proportion. No satisfaction was achieved on my side, and I doubt it was on hers, although I would not presume to know what she’s thinking about this whole thing. [because… apparently… that is one of my many mistakes during this whole thing. shut up, jodi. leave it alone.]

The reason I bring this up is, immediately after all this angry posting, I had to go to a meeting. And in the meeting, I had to pay attention, and think adult thoughts, and say adult things. No one seemed to notice that I was currently operating at a jr. high maturity level. But I found the sudden about face back into adulthood jarring to say the least. I was so tempted to just explain the entire argument to everyone in the meeting room, so I could get their opinion. Just like one would do, in junior high. So you would know, for sure, that you are right and the other party is wrong.

Today was Sparkie’s birthday. He’s a coworker, and a bunch of us went to lunch. Louise was explaining to us how it’s socially acceptable to mock red headed people, in the UK. Not only socially acceptable, it’s expected. It’s the norm. They call that color hair “ginger” like the spice. But they call red heads gingers, with a hard G. And they are just generally considered less attractive. It would appear that girls pull of the ginger better than boys. Also, it does not count if you dye your hair red, “but who would want to do that?” It’s always cracked me up, this outlook on redheads they have. it just doesn’t make sense. If your child is born with red hair, in the UK, it would be best if you moved to America immediately, where red hair is considered attractive. At least now it is, I know it wasn’t always.

Louise was originally not going to go with us, to lunch. In fact, when we met up with her, she was carrying around a sandwich and fruit cup from the upstairs cafe. But, we talked her into it, and she put her lunch in the fridge. Later, this afternoon, she thought that a fruit cup would be a refreshing snack. But… duh-duh-DUM … someone had stolen her fruit cup and sandwich!! She was denied!

“Isn’t that a constitutional right?”

“The right to have a fruit cup as an afternoon snack? Yes, I believe it is.”

“And, do I have the right to bare arms, and protect my fruit cup?”

“yes… if someone touches your fruit cup, you get to shoot them.”

“touch your fruit cup… that sounds like some kind of dodgy sex thing they’d say to kids… like on Law and Order: SVU. ‘If someone touches your fruit cup, just yell NO!’.”

“and tell a teacher.”

I bet a redhead stole her fruit cup.

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evildeb, work

Well, red usually means “Caution,” or “Beef” if it’s a bouillon cube.

The biggest, most exciting news in my life? My cube, at work, will be moving to another location in the building. Sometime. Maybe in spring. Which goes to show you just how exciting my life is right now. I want to be placed in a dark, quiet, isolated corner.

Here’s a fun fact about Evildeb, I really enjoy listening to her talk to customers. Especially difficult ones. It’s not that she’s mean or rude or anything. Quite the opposite. She’s very calm and collected, but firm. I’m too nice. She’s talking to a customer right now. One who is a bit on the clueless side. One who keeps escalating because she doesn’t like the technical answer she receives. So I’m listening to Evildeb explain simple technical facts over and over again. Cute!

Evildeb, Dr. Stevil and I are notorious for our bickering. You wouldn’t think we were friends. In fact, one boss Steve and I had, came to me and asked me if he and I were having problems [I don’t think she had been our boss for long] because she heard us arguing. I explained that that was how we showed our love for one another, by trying to make the other one so angry, they started throwing things. Put three stubborn, dominate, opinionated people in a room. Make them each incredibly different in temperament. Give them each a different point of view, a different way of seeing things, a different way of solving problems, and a different work style. Make one of them a super genius like me. Make one of them pathologically unable to admit she is ever ever ever wrong, even if she is. And make the other one a crabby gay man with a great love for shoes. What do you have? Weapons of mass destruction, that’s what. So, I was very amused when an employee at our vendors, wrote a story about working with everyone here, before she left the company. I really enjoyed our paragraph. I hope she doesn’t mind I am going to paste that part here. By the way, there is a wizard in this story.

All Jodi could hear from her perch in the top of the tree was Deb yelling “You either get down here or I’m sending Steve up to slap you”! She looked down scornfully. It had taken her a long time to get her beanbag chair all the way to the top branch. And she was tired from her second trip up carrying the popcorn. “Yeah, yeah, you’ll never get me” she taunted, smacking her lips on the buttery popcorn she was shoving in her mouth. Steve was enraged and started scrambling up the tree. Deb pushed him from behind. “Stop pushing me” he said, reaching behind himself to wave her away. “I’m not pushing” she hissed, “I’m helping. Now stop yammering and get up the tree”! With a chuckle the Wizard grabbed them all, stuffing them into the bag with all the others.

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