Daily Archives: March 31, 2005

books, evildeb, pru

Go to google, type in “vibrator cozy knitted”

and look who’s number one!



and I don’t even know how to knit! I’m so proud. How disappointed people will be, if they come looking for a pattern. I’m sorry knitters! I didn’t mean any harm!

Distracted I was from finishing up Satan’s Bookclub. Intending I am to get it up on April 1st. Thinking I was that it would be 12:01 am, but realizing I am that it will be later in the day. I’m still looking for something I want to put up there. Don’t know why I started talking like yoda. The first sentence just came out that way and I went with it.

Pru’s freaking out, I’m going to go chase her with q-tips. Before I go, an ironic quote from Evildeb today:

“I’m going to put my headphones on!! You guys are so annoying with your talking!”

Now everyone leave me happy, positive comments and explain to me why I feel the need to document every tiny insignificant piece of crap in my life online? And I mean crap in a good way, but sometimes I wonder about me. You know?

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I’m number one, Squishy. Beat that!

9:40:33 matt from dc: what?!

9:40:53 matt from dc: you have to put it back up

9:41:12 matt from dc: it was wonderful material and it got 7 comments!

9:41:17 matt from dc: and it featured ME!

9:41:20 matt from dc: you can’t take it down!

9:41:31 jodiferous: oh. now we find out what is really bothering you.

9:41:43 matt from dc: now i am nothing

9:41:49 jodiferous: hang on…

9:41:52 jodiferous: i can fix that.

9:41:54 matt from dc: just a guy who followed a link

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White stuff on my nose.

Every once in a while, I get this song stuck in my head, it’s something I remember from the very very early days of Mtv. Back when they played anything and anyone who made a video. Nobody ever knows what I am talking about, when I mention this song, no one ever sings along. Well, it’s stuck in my head this morning, and I thought, "Hey, you should check the internet, see if it’s out there!" So I did, and it is, and you can even download it from the band’s website.

So, please, sit back and enjoy Blotto’s "I want to be a lifeguard." Listen to it enough times and you can sing along with me, the next time it is stuck in my head.


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