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Baby, you gonna be breathless.

From blog of a bookslut, I got this fabulous link to somethingawful.com. Evildeb can hear me laugh, when I do, and is usually curious as to why.



Jodi
: I’m reading something on “something awful”

Jodi: and it’s making me laugh.

Evildeb: it does that sometimes

Jodi: it’s a cliff notes interpretation of an r. kelly song called “locked in the closet”

Jodi: glossary:

Jodi: Y’all ass is crazy: Your entire ass is crazy.

Jodi: I’ma: I am going to

Evildeb:I want to tell someone that there entire ass is crazy

Jodi: me too

Evildeb: it should be easy enough to find someone around here that would fit the bill

Evildeb: Whiskey tango frank, my brother. Your entire ass is crazy~!

Evildeb: there isn’t one inch of your ass that is not crazy. you are insane in the ass

Evildeb: no

Evildeb: that doesn’t work

Evildeb: the whole of your ass has lost it’s marbles.

Jodi: your ass has lost touch with reality, my brother

Evildeb: yeah

Evildeb: sit down my brother, you ass has totally lost touch with reality

Jodi: Just sit your ass down on some reality.

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2 thoughts on “Baby, you gonna be breathless.

  1. Marie says:

    I’ma is a commonly heard phrase around here. I’ve even started to say, “I’ma go”, when I’m getting ready to head out the door.
    I’ve never said, “Y’all ass is crazy”, though, nor have I ever heard any southerner I know, say it, either.

  2. Jodi says:

    “i’ma” isn’t bad, it’s just the fact that it was included in the glossary that was so funny.

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