1. I’m getting the t-shirt. Perhaps today, Tessa wants one as well. Consider it done, kids.

2. For Jack:

a. they rocked! we had a great time, more about that later. I only paid $20, so I definitely got my moneys worth.

b. see above comment about shirt.

c. I do not believe the widgets slow things down, they are pretty small aps. I was having a performance issue one day and tried turning them off… didn’t make any difference.

3. Parents of sticky and loud children: The kids were practically the highlight of the show, sticky or not. More on that later.

4. Christine and Lloyd, if it didn’t annoy Deb, it wouldn’t be any fun! By the way, the panda? “da panda is sweeping! hims paws are under hims little fuzzy head.”

5. Josh, get anything you want tattooed on your inner lip, you beautiful freak. [vegan? that’s just weird. vegans are weird] Speaking of which, you are freaking out the mom again, time for me to reassure her that you are ok, albeit strange. Also, not just your clothes, but any bedding you have will need to be washed. And all of your clothes. Everything.