I’d like to apologize to all the people who arrive here looking for tips on how to type, or get drunk, faster, information about the band, Faster Pussycat, or, lately, the Pussycat Dolls. (I feel especially sorry for the last group.) As far as typing goes, I got faster when i started doing medical transcription for a physical therapist, when I was in college. That’s back when we had TYPEWRITERS, kids. I was hooked up to a dictaphone. So, my methods are effective, just out of date. The drunk thing, I don’t know… drink on an empty stomach, I’d guess. Or chose things with a higher alcohol content? Drink a lot of booze really fast?

Additionally, if those of you arriving here via “hot sluts” could be more specific about the type of information you are looking for, maybe I could oblige? You want tips and tricks? Fashion suggestions? What? How am I supposed to know what you want, if all you type in is “hot sluts”?

And for the people still looking for help in writing their own wedding “vowels”, I give you the same advice I gave the last time: A, E, I, O, U and sometimes, if you are very lucky, Y.

NaNoWriMo starts tomorrow. Prepare for the madness.