Can someone tell me where to get one of these anywhere in North America? I need one baaaaaad!

Hey kids… I’ve been sick the last couple of days. What’s more, I’ve lost my dsl connection. I just came into work at noon today, but I’m not sure that was the best idea. Anyway, that explains the silence. Now I’ll get back to the scads of emails I have to waiting for me. *cough*