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Holiday tip

If anyone ever says to you, “Jodi, it’s easy to make your own bows! You just wind around like this, and you pinch like this, and then you wrap some wire around there, and then you tie it off and voila!” You should tell them to fuck off and point you in the direction of the ribbon that curls with scissors. And ask them not to call you “Jodi.”

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5 thoughts on “Holiday tip

  1. Marie says:

    Curling ribbons and do-it-yourself bows? Man, I gave up on that stuff loooooong ago. It’s all about peel and stick, with me. Bah humbug! =)

  2. Do you remember those do-it-yourself bow kits that had all of the pegs with numbers. You impaled the ribbon on a middle spear and the did the whole number trick. Yeah, me neither. I never did anything like that.

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