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Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.

So, tell me if this has ever happened to you. You are online, and you are trying to download some video of a sock puppet show you really miss, but can’t buy on dvd, because it’s owned by a greedy corporate conglomerate, and not the creators of the show, although they are trying to buy it back and when they do you will be more than happy to buy the dvd’s, all legal like… so, anyway, you download a little skit of this sock puppet show, and when it’s done, you click the QT file, which launches your browser and opens three tabbed pages, the first one on top is porn. And just when you are thinking, hey… I closed all my porn tabs, what’s up with that, the sound of a couple having screaming sex comes blaring out of your speaker, and startles you so much you fall out of your seat. It’s not the first porn page, the video has not started streaming, you close that tab. It’s not the 2nd page, nor the 3rd… it’s quicktime file you downloaded. That’s not a SOCK PUPPET!! You have been deceived. It’s a 20 porn trailer, but it’s not even good porn! Curses, foiled again.

No? Yeah, me neither.

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15 thoughts on “Shock me shock me shock me with that deviant behavior.

  1. tufk1d says:

    there’s such a fine line between good porn and bad porn….but ya take the good, ya take the bad – you take ’em both and there you have – the facts of life.

  2. And the funny thing is if you’d been LOOKING for real porn to download you would have had a completely dry day. You wouldn’t have been able to find one single worthwhile, free, porn movie clip to download. Life’s so weird.

  3. and the only reason i even knew about sifl and olly is my roomie has old tapes of them that i was forced to watch. somewhere, somehow, i swear i heard something about seasons 1 and 2 making its way onto dvd in the not so distant future. but i am not at all sure on that.

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