I don’t understand how I am supposed to walk, all slinky like, do snake arms AND undulate, all at the same time. That’s too many things for one human girl. It sounds like only three, but snake arms, in of themselves are like … SIX separate things. You don’t even want to know how many parts there are to undulating. I think our teacher is missing some bones.
Really really hard, belly dancing. But great fun. I tried not too laugh too much, because you are supposed to be all “oooo-oooo sexy-sexy at one with the earth and your feminine core.” But my feminine core had the giggles.
I’ve always wanted to take belly-dancing. But I’m afraid the sight of my withered, stretch-marked belly might freak my classmates out.
Most good belly dancers have had bonectomies. They didn’t tell you about that requirement?
Nothing like a feminine core with a devilish sense of humour.