50 Word Fictions

50 Word Fiction Fridays Vol. 54

Hey kids, I’m off today. And I’m waiting for the Moons to arrive, so I can take them up to Victoria with me, to meet Wil. They will be the first people I’ve ever introduced to Wil, since we are usually together up in Victoria. Nowhere near my friends or family. So, this week’s theme is introductions. It is also inspired by a crabby man on one of the tour busses in New York who used every single cliche known to man to describe the traffic.

Shake Hands



“Hi… hi… I thought it would be nice to finally introduce myself.”

“Oh… hi… it’s nice to meet you, I’m the left hand.”

“Yeah, you too. Look, I am the right hand, and the truth is, the rumors are true, I have no idea what you are doing.”

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