Via Sizzle:
If I were a month I’d be October
If I were a day I’d be Friday
If I were a time of day I’d be evening
If I were a font I’d be Myriad Pro
If I were a sea animal I’d be an dolphin
If I were a direction I’d be North-West
If I were a piece of furniture I’d be a bookshelf
If I were a liquid I’d be Dr Pepper
If I were a gemstone I’d be an opal
If I were a tree I’d be an apple tree
If I were a tool I’d be sandpaper
If I were a flower I’d be a gerber daisy
If I were an element of weather i’d be a spring breeze
If I were a musical instrument I’d be a cello
If I were a color I’d be green
If I were an emotion I’d be surprise
If I were a fruit I’d be a grape
If I were a sound I’d be the sound of a sprinkler system
If I were an element I’d be xenon
If I were a car I’d be a hybrid
If I were a food I’d be cherry pie
If I were a place I’d be my bed
If I were a material I’d be cotton
If I were a taste I’d be cherry
If I were a scent I’d be cookies
If I were a body part I’d be a bellybutton
If I were a song I’d be When You Wish Upon A Star
If I were a bird I’d be a duck
If I were a gift I’d be non refundable
If I were a city I’d be Seattle
If I were a door I’d be fingerprinty glass
If I were a pair of shoes I’d be Keen’s
If I were a poem I’d be the one my friend Karyn wrote for me:
Roses are red
Butter is fatty
I love you
And your mom Pattie
or maybe something from Shel Silverstein. I’m not that much into poetry.