About a month ago, I was down south, in Seattle, because I had some appointments. I mentioned something to Wil about running an errand at Target. The following conversation ensued:
Wm: Hey, did you hear, Zellers bought Target.
Me: No they didn’t.
Wm: Yes, they did.
Me: No, if anything, Target bought Zellars. They were trying to do that several years back.
Wm: Whatever. The point is, Target is coming to Canada. I heard something about it a couple of weeks ago.
Me: Now I know you are lying.
Wm: No I’m not.
Me: You are because you know me, we’ve been married for 3 and a half years. You know my feelings about Target. There is no way you’d let that news sit for TWO FUCKING WEEKS without telling me.
Can you believe that shit? It is true, tho. They won’t be here until 2013, and chances are all 220 of the first stores will be surrounding Toronto and in Edmonton. Everything is either in Toronto or in Edmonton. At the West Ed.
I knew this, but since I’m boycotting Target I forgot to tell you. You can unfriend me now. I’m sorry.
its not “The West Ed” it is just “West Ed”.
I was just checking to see if you were paying attention.