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For Becky, who is an Aries

Don’t piss Becky off!
“On the Darkside, this makes you a loud, overconfident, aggressive thug with way too many Y chromosomes and a will of titanium-clad granite.” As far as your toothpaste goes, “after a five minute rant in the bathroom, when you throw everything out the window looking for your tube of toothpaste, you finally find it in a laundry basket. You hammer it flat with your bare hands.” Your favorite sin is Wrath, or Anger, because you “get to do the shouting.” Although you might consider Greed as it “makes a useful indoor sin for the older arien whose form is slipping.”

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