Jodi: *stamping her tiny foot* I want a cruise ship named after me!
Dr. Stevil: *whine!*
Jodi: shut up. You know you’d have fun if your cruise ship was named Jodiferous. Also, I love the First Amendment. It’s one of my favorites!
Dr. Stevil: awwwww…
Jodi: *pouts* plus… it’s first edition hardback SIGNED!!
Ohhhhh… if I didn’t have to help pay my little brother’s rent… and if the IRS wasn’t currently f’ing me in an uncomfortable place…
Th back of a Volkswagen?
NICE ONE, Thomas. Bonus points for mallrats quote.
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See, I thought it was a real cruise ship, something we could all take a ride on…
if it were, it would not be unlike the titanic. except for the iceberg part. because that would be cold. most likely, it would just run ashore somewhere, because it quit paying attention, and tilt to the side and everybody would fall out onto the sand. not fatal, but not as the cruise was intended to be.
dammit! i got beaten to the mallrats quote. that’s my fave kevin smith movie.