So, this is how I found this week’s theme.
Me: Lloyd, what should tomorrow’s theme be?
Lloyd: Sloth.
Me: Sloth? My favorite sin? You think so?
Lloyd: www.notproud.com
Me: What is this?
Lloyd: confessions of sin. I spend a lot of time browsing there. Mostly on Lust.
Me: Why;…. we could have a Seven Weeks of Sin theme!
And there you have it. Over the next seven weeks, we shall explore the seven deadly sins. Sassy! Despite what it says above, we are starting with Pride. I’m going to write mine in the morning because I don’t have my glasses on right now. I have no idea if I am typing the words that are coming out of my head. It’s all one big blur.
EDITED TO ADD:
The Collector
I lined each one up carefully, equal distances from each other. Inspected each for dust or scratches. I suppose some may consider it foolish, the pride I have in my collection, but I have a real sense of accomplishment. It’s good to have tiny achievable goals – quicker pay offs.
Untenga the lion was very vain and very paranoid; he even ate his own cute offspring! One day, Untenga decided to just eat all the other lions too. They turned on him, killing him on the spot. The moral is Be humble, and you won’t have to swallow your pride!
beer at 7 am,
joint at 7 30 am,
coffee at 7 45,
beer at 8 am
joint at 8 15 am
more beer.
free time used for the great experiment. the race to develop a truly functional form of substance abuse. Itís a scientific experiment, im writing a paper. These statements are not an endorsement of a lifestyle.
: illusions and hallucinations, paranoid delusions of reference, influence, persecution and grandeur, thought disorder, perceptual distortion, severe anxiety
Deer season
Stan hated “city” jokes. He showed them! Bagged the biggest buck! It took all morning to winch it onto the Hummer’s hood.
With pride, he pulled into the Ranger’s station. Amid the laughter, Stan was handcuffed by the sheriff. Seems, Old Murphy didn’t like his prized steer treated that way.
A “pride” of lions, get it?
Not sure what my favorite sin is. Lust fascinates me, and if chocolate was not a health food, it would be my sin.