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I mean… that’s extremely personal and very insulting… and inaccurate. I mean… really!

This is Not Over is my new favorite political blog. The fact that it’s run by the same geniuses that do Television Without Pity, an extra chocolate chippy peanut-buttery bonus. But be careful, posts like this are likely to make you very angry. Or maybe they won’t, I don’t know your secret heart feelings about the reproductive choice. Also involved is Glark of Glarkware, who currently has a t-shirt I desperately want.

The periodic table of sloth. I need it.

Also, they have this baby shirt



Which I am buying for my cousin Kirsten’s baby boy, when he’s born in June.

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If you subscribe to my jodiferous xml feedy rss newsy whooseywhat…

you might want to re-subscribe. The address has changed. I’ve moved the blog from jodiferous.com/blog/ to jodiferous.com. Why? cuz I’m crazy like that, and didn’t consider all the ramifications. Plus, I didn’t need that spare index opening page on jodiferous.com.
i don’t know… I’m just like that sometimes. I did set up a redirect from /blog/ to just jodiferous.com

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and to top it off…

Evildeb brought in some St. Patrick’s day cupcakes. Freshly bought from the grocery store, on the way in to work. They had a pile of while frosting on them that was equal, in size, to the cupcake itself. And then shamrock sprinkles. At first, I avoided them, but then I stuck my finger in the frosting of one, it was like whipped butter, whipped cream, and sugar all in one. I could not resist. And now my tummy hurts.

I should just give up and go home, right?

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I’m in pain

I think I slept with my head at a 120 degree angle or something, I’m in pain. From my head, down the right side of my neck, into my shoulder.
I’ve been wanting to post this song for a while now. It’s Ambrosia, the lead singer of Shivaree, singing "2004 – the year in Review (if you can stand the mere thought)" which she sang on Ambrosia Sings the News on Air America Radio. It’s delightful. I recently became a big fan of Shivaree, and have since purchased everything they have on iTunes. Someday soon, I’ll post the song that got me hooked on them.

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Somewhere in my wicked childhood, I must have done something good.

Those that know me, know I am not overly fond of the phone. Combination of my 1.37 years of phone tech support, combined with all the people calling me about my financial peccadilloes, I don’t know… I just don’t like them. They are intrusive and bothersome. The never ring when you want them to, you never know if you calling someone else at a bad time. You can ask, but they will just say “no.” We always do. When I was very young, I was afraid to call people I did not know, on the phone. I know I am not the only one who felt this way, Arifa tells me that her older sister used to make her call and order the pizza, just to watch her cry. Without the visual cues, you just don’t know what the other party is up to. Maybe they are making faces at the phone, to indicate how incredibly stupid you are. The way we used to do in tech support. [but that was completely justified] I got over it, obviously. And I know the phone was terribly terribly important to me in my teens. And twenties. But now, I’m just not big on the phone. I suppose it’s a good way to convey information quickly. So’s e-mail.

So imagine my delight to find that my phone is not working! When I dial out, it rings and rings and rings, but never connects with anything, or go to recording. No matter who I call. And, I have received no phone calls, at all, for three days. Socially speaking, not unusual for me. But this phone number has been in the family for 17+ years, it gets called whether it’s for me or not. My stepfather’s identity was stolen, so we still get calls for Donald D. Who does not exist. For the first two days, I thought people were just not home, and their answering machines were not working. [I was only trying to call two people] I didn’t think much of it. But today, I got suspicious. Oddly enough, my dsl IS working.

I don’t know what I did to deserve this gift, the sound of no phones ringing. Perhaps jupiter is moving into libra, I do not know. But until I can call the phone company from work, tomorrow, I guess I’m telephonically incommunicado! wheeee!

but you can always email me.

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Here’s the thing…

I don’t use my iSight enough. So I do dumb stuff like this.

So unless I ever actually video chat with someone, I’m left to taking pictures of my eyes, or leaving it running in the corner of the screen while I am working, so I can occasionally look down and see the weird faces I make when I am thinking.

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Ick factor

At first I thought I was just being overly sensitive about my boundaries, but I checked with Fee, and she agreed with me.

Jodi : my mom sent an email inviting me to easter brunch, and she used her pet name for her husband, and his for her, in it.

Fee: ewwwwwwww

Jodi: ha! I knew it wasn’t just me!

Fee: BOUNDARIES!

My family is very open about things. All kinds of things. Things that normal families don’t always talk about, especially with their offspring around, no matter how old she is now. Whenever that happens, I put my hands over my ears and yell, “BAD BOUNDARIES!! BAD BOUNDARIES!!” Pet names? Blech. I don’t need be part of that, do I?

This was not unlike the other day, on the überbrain, when my arch nemesis, Liloo Multisuck, told Fee that no matter what she wore to her husband’s black tie business affair, her “smile was her best accessory.” BARF! It’s just that the pet names are “blech” with a bit of “ick” in it, and Liloo’s comment was “blech” with a twist of “oh please.” And an eye roll.

That is not to say that Fee does not have a stunning smile.

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He’s a nut-bag! Just because the fucker’s got a library card doesn’t make him Yoda!

I’ve been a bad mood for several days, and sometime on Sunday my bad mood moved into my least favorite phase: self pity. That’s the phase during which you decide that no one likes you, you suck at your job, you’ve ruined your life, you have no talent, and you are going to become the crazy cat lady, and die all alone. There’s no point in trying to blog about it, because no one likes your blog anyway. The rational part of my brain is trying to tell me to just relax and take a minute to look at those statements objectively, that I will see that things are not that bad and in fact…. but, the part of my brain in charge right now has, like an older brother, locked the rational part of my brain in the hall closet again, recruiting my friends to help him do it, just to show me that he can charm them into turning against me because…. er, umm… yeah. Like that. So yesterday, I couldn’t even write an entry, because I had no words to say. I did, however, design library cards for Hell’s Library.

As I’ve been reading my favorite blogs, I’ve seen I’m not the only one in this mood. In face, maybe it’s contagious. Maybe I’ve caught it from the INTERNET!

Last night, I was driving home from work, listening to the soundtrack to “Dazed and Confused.” I was looking for a particular song [Low Rider by War] and as I was hitting the forward track button, I thought to myself, “Maybe it’s on the other side.” ON THE OTHER SIDE?? Where did that come from? I don’t remember the last time I listened to a cassette in my car. Or even at home, really.

Yeah. That’s all I have. Not a great story, but what are you going to do… when you are locked in the closet. The Closet of Self Pity!

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I only smile in the dark

still playing with the iTunes button in Ecto…



Girlfriend
from the album “Girlfriend: the Superdeformed CD” by Matthew Sweet

Last night I couldn’t sleep. I slept from about midnight until 2:15 or 2:30 this morning. I tried everything I could to get back to sleep. I even downloaded software to retrieve a song from my iPod that, previously, had only been stored on my computer at work. [perfectly legal, I own the song.] That song? The sound of thunderstorms. Burned that a cd and played that in my room. [I lost my ear buds and the only headphones I have right now are big and bulky. Trying to sleep on your side, with these things on, would be like trying to sleep on a pop can. That’s why I had to burn a cd.] Nothing worked. So, eventually I gave up and I redesigned my blog site. As you can see. I’m not quite done with it, but it’s coming along. I got the vector file at istock.com, and then messed with it in Illustrator until I made it what I wanted. It was all oodles of fun, but I would rather have been sleeping.

Around 8 am, I had a bowl of cereal, and flopped on my bed, and OF COURSE fell asleep until noon. [I am just not meant to live in the daytime.] Well, it occurred to me, now I had to change my booklist blog page as well now. Oops. Guess I should of thought of that before I started messing around in the middle of the night. It all worked out fine, and I spent a great deal more time on this vector. This banner features Pru. The cat used to be white with orange spots. I tried to make it as Pru like as possible. With my limited skills. There is just no way I can adequately represent her überfluffy tummy. Not in a simple vector file. That kind of thing takes raster of multiple dpi’s.

One from the album “Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie” by Alanis Morissette

I figured some things out last night, while I listened to hour after hour of thunderstorms. I’ve been a little blue the last few days. Off my game, so to speak. And I couldn’t figure out why. It’s the stupid weather. It’s been so sunny. No clouds in the sky, no rain. In fact, Gov. Gregoire has declared a state of drought emergency here in Washington state. It hasn’t really rained in days and days. No wonder I’m out of whack. I’m only happy when it rains!! I’m feeling a sense of homesickness, but for weather. And tomorrow, I’m going to have to go to work and it’s going to be sunny! And everything is going to be so bright. It’s going to drive me nuts. I have a big deadline at the end of the week. I have lots of technical writing to do. Not my strong suit. The style is too dry. [Don’t worry, I’m heavily edited.] Do you think anyone would mind if i took my monitor, keyboard and laptop and worked in the parking garage? I wonder if there is wireless connection down there. Hmm…

Surrender from the album “The Greatest Hits” by Cheap Trick

Now this song reminds me… I used to tell my family that if I got married, I’d get married in vegas. [I still tell them that, actually. Because it’s true.] I also remember that I used to tell my friends that after the ceremony I would want to walk back down the aisle to Surrender by Cheap Trick. And this was in junior high or something…. so young and already a genius. Oh, and also, I loved Robin Zander.

Eric The Half A Bee from the album “Monty Python Sings” by Monty Python

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