Ok, so I wasn’t really #6 on a “good spanking” google search. I am, however, #100 on a msn search for “hot slut.” out of 231+ million hot sluts out there. That’s not bad. Still, you’ve got to be pretty devoted to finding hot sluts, to stick it out until #100. I was probably a disappointment.
But I am curious about #231,355,502… I don’t think they are living up to their full potential.
Once upon a time there was a single Mom with two adorable children. Between the two, the little girl was definitely the more adorable, not to mention smart and witty. And very practical, for a five year old.
The single Mom met a Teacher, and they began dating. The Teacher was always over at the house, having dinner with the Mom and the two adorable children. At the end of the evening, the Teacher said his goodbyes, as he readied to return to his own home. The little girl thought this was silly. He was here all the freakin’ time. He even corrected her table manners! So she said, “Why don’t you just spend the night? My mom has a HUGE bed, there’s plenty of room.”
The single Mom looked away with a slightly embarrassed grin on her face. The Teacher’s grin was less embarrassed and he said that maybe one night, he would see if he could sleep over. Eventually, the single Mom and the Teacher got married. And the little girl was doomed to hear this story repeated over and over for the rest of her life.
The little girl grew up and the family lived happily every after. Until they got divorced. And the little girl decided that maybe marriage wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, and she had it right in the first place. It’s better just to invite boys to spend the night.
The End
ps: not that the little girl was ever sorry that her mom married the Teacher.
pps: the adorable little girl is currently doing her best to avoid a book review that is not going well.
