Hey kids, I’m out of the town for a few days. Truth is, I’m stuck in Canada. Literally. My drivers license and birth certificate were stolen and I cannot get back into the States. Would I lie to you? I might exaggerate, but I would not lie. I’ve gotten more blog fodder out of this weekend than I have in the past 3 months. Honestly, I’m not too concerned about the whole stolen ID thing. I’ve been having too much fun.

I’ll write more later. it’s late and I am staring out the window of my ridiculously expensive, but thoroughly delightful, hotel window at a view of the harbor and city lights. We sailed over from Victoria to Vancouver today, so I could try to go to the consulate tomorrow and see what can be done about convincing them I am an American.

Otherwise, I guess I’ll just have to convert, eh?