I just sent the following IM to Wil at work:
1:10 » momo is attacking the front door
1:10 » i’m doing the dishes and hear this thump and then momo runs past, towards the bedroom, and then i see her run back and i hear this thump and she attacks the front door.
1:10 » and then she just looks at me. with these eyes.
1:10 » eyes that say “what? it had it coming!”
You, my friend, need a job. Or at least a hobby. 🙂