Missing: One Day
D.O.B. July 15, 2006
Name: Saturday
Length: 24 hours
Last seen yesterday at 9:20 am.
If you have seen Saturday, please return it to Jodi, as she is quite unnerved by the mysterious loss of half her weekend.
Missing: One Day
D.O.B. July 15, 2006
Name: Saturday
Length: 24 hours
Last seen yesterday at 9:20 am.
If you have seen Saturday, please return it to Jodi, as she is quite unnerved by the mysterious loss of half her weekend.
You know, I assume, that this is the kind of thing people are likely to keep for themselves if they find it, rather than returning it. Is there a reward?
I think your missing day ran away with my missing day and are currently frolicking on the beaches of Kiribati… damn them!
Do you have a photograph we can borrow?
Has Saturday done this before?
Did you and Saturday have a fight?
That’s fine for now, but please don’t go out of town for the next few days, we may have more questions.
I saw it in a black Trans-Am heading East bound and down….something about a truck load of hooch.