I must have slept through the equinox, but I just wanted to say how THRILLED AND DELIGHTED I am that it is autumn.

I figure, with all the complaining I do during summer, I owe you this.

is it possible that pie is at it’s yummiest when eaten for breakfast?

And did watching this, while eating said pie, make it that much more enjoyable?

I’m going to dress up like Zorro for Halloween. It’s not to early to start thinking about it, you know.

What about you guys?

my family needs help from abc tv’s Supernanny. Sure, I live alone with a cat, but I don’t like my attitude, I have behavioral problems. Someone is going to spend some time in the Naughty Corner, if she’s not careful.

Remember on “Laverne and Shirley” when Laverne would always drink milk and pepsi? Has anyone ever tried that, in real life, to see if it’s any good?

I might change my name to Maria. I want the song “How do you solve a problem like Maria” to be about me. I’m pretty sure I’m a flibbertigibbet, anyway.

Nowadays, everyone says that no self respecting woman would be caught dead wearing a scrunchy in her hair. I’ve read it several places. They talked about it on Sex in the City, so you know it’s true. But I often use scrunchies to pull my hair up into a look I affectionately call a “curl mass.” [because if you say it affectionately it sounds cuter.]

So is it ok if I wear an occasional scrunchie if I do it ironically?

If I ever get married, I want to be my own flower girl. She has the most fun.

That whoever came up with Fried Mozzarella Cheese Sticks was, or is, a genius of the highest caliber.

I think there is a beer commercial about this, but what are some of the unidentified works of genius in your life?