Tessa and Louise just called from work to sing Happy Birthday to me. And to inform me that apparently, ironically, someone is attempting to share my birthday with me. It would appear that THE MONKEE claims today as his birthday as well. Yes! It’s true. I didn’t believe them at first, but I guess it’s true.
It doesn’t matter, I had it first. They say he’s younger than me. When I am done squeezing whatever birthday joy there is in this day, he can have what is left.
I wonder if anyone has told Amelia.