Oh the debate rages on. This is better than the time I brought up the warm smell of colitas. I’ve tried to stay out of it as much as possible, and let ya’ll work it out for yourselves. The correct answer is, of course, Yoda. We had an equally exciting debate around here as well. And here is how it started, the way all good philosophical debates start, with an online quiz.
Yoda
A venerated sage with vast power and knowledge, you gently guide forces around you while serving as a champion of the light.
“Judge me by my size, do you? And well you should not – for my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is. Life greets it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us, and binds us. Luminescent beings are we, not this crude matter! You must feel the Force around you, everywhere.”
My result. Paco, he sits next to me said, “Cool! Awesome! I love this. This is cooler than Yoda!” What did he get? Picard. I begged to differ. And there you go. Dr. Stevil said “you are so NOT yoda!” but he’s just jealous because he’s some stupid hobbit.
I’ve had a headache for about six days now, and I’m well and truly sick of it. It must be all my vast power and knowledge.
I did this one a while back and I was rather displeased with the result.
Here it is.
Huh. I was Aragon, from The LOTR trilogy. It said:
Putting your appointed path ahead of any inner conflicts, you make your own rules for the benefit of all.
Yeah I can buy that. SO where do I fall in the coolness scale?
I scored a Yoda, so I guess should end the debate 🙂 Unsure of which way though 🙁
I was Harry Potter.
The plot thickens…..hehehe
I’m this chick. I guess she’s kindof hot, so I’ll go with it…
christine, while i know you as aragorn rank pretty high on the coolness scale…you are right on top of the hotness scale.
jodi- thank you for setting everyone straight. yoda IS way cooler. tho evil deb brought up some excellent examples to define cool. angry wesley….damn cool. callisto…way fucking cool. etc.
I was Raistlin Majere, something about having vast power and controlling the universe in a bad-ass way. I feel it was a mistake, now excuse me, I have to do something about this stupid “gravity” concept… There, done… Where was I?
Picard is still the BEST!
that stupid test said i was james t. kirk. i don’t wanna be kirk, except for his shocking ability to have sex with the female of every type of species. i guess that’s cool, but…still, he’s a little much of a drama queen.
plus that guy just didn’t know when to quit…jodiferous, that’s not one of my qualities, is it?!?
wait – i thought paco’s votes didn’t count.
you are correct, mr. moon, Paco votes do not count, but he is allowed to state his opinion, I suppose. he is a drama queen. but he was slutty, so that’s kinda fun. right?
thomas, i have no idea who that is, but if you vast power, that’s pretty cool, right?
i don’t even know who i got. it says he’s someone from babylon 5: John Sheridan – An experienced survivor who has maneuvered around many obstacles, you are looked up to by those who rely on your good judgment.
fuck. i got picard.
wait, i went back and made sure i answered the questions correctly, and i actually got john sheridan. i can handle that even though i’ve never seen babylon 5. he was the scarecrow in a previous life and that IS cool.
wait~! how did i not get leia!?!?! or even han solo. dammit. i think this quiz is fixed!
I’m Gandalf! I’m a wandering spirit caring for a multitude of just concerns! I bet this is because I refused to accept that jury bribe OR kill my best friend. Go me.
I am SO Princess Leia! Heh…I don’t even own a bikini or have a chain for my neck.