Amelia

Amelia has missed you, too.

Jodi: Do you hear that?

Amelia: Hear what?

Jodi: that voice… listen…

Amelia: Hmmmm…. I do… I do hear it! It’s like a voice from our past.

Jodi: He has an office now, his door is closed… why is he screaming? Why does god do this to me?

Amelia: Hee!

Jodi: You’ve been quiet lately. Readers have inquired about your up-to-ness.

Amelia: My what?

Jodi: They want to know what you are up to.

Amelia: Well… ever since you turned your back on me…

Jodi: I did not turn my back on you! I simply angled my monitor, slightly, away from you.

Amelia: Whatever… the point is, since you’ve angled away, I’ve been able to read your monitor. So I pass the time by reading your chats.

Jodi: You do not!

Amelia: I do too! ALL of your chats!

Jodi: all of them?

Amelia: AAAAAAAAAALL of them. Your emails too.

Jodi: gulp.

Amelia: Girlfriend, we’ve got to talk!

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Gambler, gunfighter and now deserter?

I have two things I feel I must say, today.

1. I have a big crush on Barack Obama. And it’s not just because of his name. Although, President Obama has a nice ring to it. I’ve just been reading a bit about him recently.

2. I need to thank Bill O’Reily for giving me even more reasons to visit Canada. What a buffoon. I’m going to go get a trunk load of Smarties.

But, Jodi, you say, what about the deserter? Well, I’ll tell you what, I guess this is the chance for all the people with ribbon stickers on their cars to prove whether or not they really support our troops. And I mean all of our troops. Including those who have a problem with war. Oh, I know, there is a problem with my logic of supporting the man. That’s not the way the military works. But, really, I can’t blame him. I can’t.

The important thing is, Bill O’Reily is a dumb ass.

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