I’m worried about throwing the ultimate Oscar party. It can’t just be a good party, it has to be the ultimate Oscar party.

Wait a second, that’s not me… that’s the E! Channel demographic. Why am I watching this channel. Because I am working on a training project, and the E! channel is keeping me company. It does not require my actual brains to listen to it.

I will be in Portland Oregon tomorrow and Friday, to deliver said training project. 50 Word Fiction Friday will return on Friday [duh] March 3.

Meanwhile, enjoy Bobby Day’s “Little Bitty Pretty One”