No, not you guys, you don’t have the stupid. It’s those other guys.

So my jeans are feeling a bit saggy. I can pull them off without unzipping them. I’m inordinately proud of this fact. It’s a wonder I don’t go around showing everyone. I just tried on a pair of jeans that is a size smaller than what I normally wear, I keep ’em around for just this type of experiment. They fit. So I did a cheat weigh in. Supposed to only weigh yourself once a week. My day is Saturday.

Here is the thing, in Weight Watchers, the first goal they have you set is to lose 10% of your total body weight. Well, I surpassed it. And then some. I’ve lost a total of 21.8 lbs in about six weeks. According to WW, I am losing weight too quickly. More than 2lbs a week. But what’s a girl to do? I’m even cheating! Yesterday, I was a very naughty girl! I’m definitely not eating too little. Trust me. I snack all day long at work. And I did not drink all my waters yesterday. Or today.

I’m not going to stress about it, because I am sure I will plateau any minute now. And then i will be all sad, and remember the days when I was just showering the weight off. Besides, it’s hard to be too upset about being successful on a diet, you know what I mean?

Good afternoon, my internet monkeys, I send you banana flavored kisses.
I’ve had a headache for a couple of days, my brain is going “poundy poundy” which may be why I found this so delightful.

Now, I am not one to promote violence… no, not me. And, the lady in red may be the nicest sweetest, most wonderfulest woman in the world. But she had the air of the busy body to me, and, in my over-inflated opinion, she’d probably been asking for a punch for a long time. Never assume your thoughts on a matter are going to be welcomed.
I’m going to design a Sports Racer logo for Ze Frank’s The Show, so I can join the League of Awesomeness and get a Sports Racer name. Don’t know what I am talking about? Go watch it, it’s part of my morning routine. My favorite part. Even over brushing my teeth.