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It’s called capitalism, jackass – go back to Cuba, commrade.

Hey kids, I’m out of the town for a few days. Truth is, I’m stuck in Canada. Literally. My drivers license and birth certificate were stolen and I cannot get back into the States. Would I lie to you? I might exaggerate, but I would not lie. I’ve gotten more blog fodder out of this weekend than I have in the past 3 months. Honestly, I’m not too concerned about the whole stolen ID thing. I’ve been having too much fun.

I’ll write more later. it’s late and I am staring out the window of my ridiculously expensive, but thoroughly delightful, hotel window at a view of the harbor and city lights. We sailed over from Victoria to Vancouver today, so I could try to go to the consulate tomorrow and see what can be done about convincing them I am an American.

Otherwise, I guess I’ll just have to convert, eh?

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6 thoughts on “It’s called capitalism, jackass – go back to Cuba, commrade.

  1. Lloyd says:

    Oh, and Tessa says as a backup plan, since you’re at the consulate anyway, you should go ahead and apply for a Green Card so you can come back to work.

  2. Jodi! While you are up there, can you get me a bunch of candybars called “Wunderbar” please? Get as much as you can, and I will pay you back even with a handling fee! I am adicted to them.

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