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Why does it have to be spiders?

I have a question. What’s with all the spiders in my bathtub. How do they get there? Do they come out of the spout? They must, because I really cannot picture them coming in the front door, scuttling their way to my bathroom, looking at the tub and thinking “This is IT! This is the perfect place for my spider home!”

But, if that is the case, how come I don’t have spiders coming out of the spout when I turn the water on? Never. Not even one.

I don’t know… I just wonder about stuff like this.

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7 thoughts on “Why does it have to be spiders?

  1. What kind of spiders?
    Daddy long legs?
    Because they are the cools ones. My grandma used to make toilet paper bridges for them so they could get out of the bathtub… but they are good spiders because they get rid of bad bugs!

  2. When we lived in the country it wasn’t uncommon for me to find a Wolf spider in the tub in the spare bathroom.
    It seemed there was always one in there. I finally figured out, as DrinkJack suggests, that after the spider would walk (or slip) into the tub he couldn’t get out.
    I’d typically encourage them down the drain using the shower.

  3. Jodi says:

    they are not daddy long legs. they are big fat spiders with very large fangs. fangs that are dripping with venom. and they have large thigh muscles on all 8 legs, good for jumping up and biting your throat.

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