Amelia: I’m baaaack. My neck is stiff.

Me: You’ve been rolled up for a few months.

Amelia: Where is this?

Me: Canada.

Amelia: Girl, what are you doing down there?

Me: This is my life now. I’m scrubbing chili off the front of the oven.

Amelia: How did you get chili on the front of the oven?

Me: I don’t know. It was there when I got back from the states. The rumor is the kittens did it.

Amelia: The kittens eat chili?

Me: Well, I did find an empty chili can under the kitchen sink, next to the cat food.