Since I am listening to a streaming Classic Christmas radio station on the Apple TV, I’ve already lost The Little Drummer Boy Challenge. But that’s ok, because that’s not the worst xmas song in my book. It’s that god damn kid who claims to have seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus. First of all, mind your own beeswax, kid. There one of two scenarios here. Either one will lead you to disappointment if you keep investigating this. Second, snitches get stitches. I’m just satin’.