Someone is parked in my reserved parking spot. This is a huge pet peeve for me. Nothing will send me into a white hot rage quicker than someone parking in my parking spot. I’m a very competitive parker. And by “white hot rage” I mean I said something like “OOOoooo! I’m so pissed! I am SO VERY ANGRY.” There is a note on their windshield, I’ll tell you what. So today’s theme is justice. Because when I took the garbage out a few minutes ago THEY WERE STILL PARKED THERE!

If There Was Justice In The World

“It’s so small. Look at it.”

“I know, I think it will fit in the recycle bin, do you want a hand lifting it?”

“It’s so tiny…. it was my car and now it’s so tiny.”

“Well, next time DON’T PARK IN JODI’S PARKING SPOT!”