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Here’s a job that I can do. “Police are seeking third gunman.” Tomorrow, I’m gonna march over to the police station and show them that I’m the man they’re looking for.

can’t remember how to do my job… typical monday. might be a good day to try to clean the mess that is my cube. usally what happens is, i get started, and then something comes up to remind me what my job is, someone emails me, or i have a meeting or it just comes back to me. besdies, i brought a little can of air, with the straw attachment, for blowing crap out from between your keys on your keyboard from home. so i have to clean up a little.
so lets reply to some comments, to show how much we appreciate getting them.
judes says:
and i like how he affirms your belief that you are indeed a supergenius.
can’t really deny the obvious, judes.
fee says:
you know, when i saw that you were a lemur i was all, “i wish i were a lemur!” and then i saw that you weren’t that happy about being a lemur. whatever – i took the test and i’m lemur, too.
i guess i just wanted to be something really fast or really smart. like a dolphin. or something that could fly. but i do like the nosy aspect of the lemur. and since you are a lemur too, we can hang out on the branch together. although i cannot see you disregarding the law. i’ll handle that part, ok?
thanks for the nalgene tip. wide-mouth ruby for me. i think i’m just going to drink out of it like a cup though.
i now have the ruby 32oz narrow mouth bottle. for water. and a sage wide mouth and sapphire wide mouth. both 32oz. and i got a little sippy thing that goes in the top, so that you dont’ spill. it’s nice.
louise says:
I heard about the centipede incident direct from the only other witness!!! Yes, that was the topic of my 1:1. We sad and grimaced and “euuwwwed” instead of writing my quarterly goals.
But good news to cheer you up, they’re making another Dr Who series and Eddie Izzard is tipped to play the Docotor!!! I can’t vouch for it’s accuracy being that it was noted in the Sun newspaper…

louise!! hi! you didn’t finish your goals? i’m the one who sipped the bug and at least we finished my goals.
romy – that spider story was DISGUSTING!! it reminded me of my brother. who had me convinced, when i was a kid, that earwigs lived in the basement of my grandmother’s house in denver. and so everytime i slept over, i tried to fall asleep with my hands over my ears.
just to let you all knoiw, loon is my sworn enemy. enemies are something you use in nanowrimo to help you finish. as in [mock darth vader voice] you are my sworn enemy, and i shall finish my 50k before. prepare for defeat! also, i would like an order of the penne arrabiata.*[/mock darth vader voice] so that’s fun! i imagine it’s one of those enemies in which we can mock and torment each other, but no one else better pick on my enemy. i’ll kick their ass. right? maybe not. maybe she’s out for my blood.
*i’m sorry. but darth vader and pennie arrabiata will forever be associated in my mind. and whenever i use the mock darth vader voice, i will have to order penne arrabiata.

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