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Well, you should see what happens when you mention my name at The Rug Barn. You get a glass of cold mint tea and a rough kiss from a guy named Misha.

i’m sort of annoyed. bored, in a way. i have not seen anything interesting in many days. no impatient senior citizens, pushing people into crosswalks, no screaming insane men, spraying the inside of garment bags and yelling at people, nobody walking down the street in a planet of the apes mask. i haven’t even had to admonish any fellow consumers, who were being unnecessarily rude to retail clerks. and that’s my favorite hobby! i had to nearly swallow a bug, just to liven things up! sad. the satus quo is boring.
i’m going to lunch with my fellow teammates. we are going to some new sushi place that has food going around on a conveyor belt. you take what you want. thing is, i don’t want anything, because i don’t like sushi. i’m hoping for some teriyaki. there’d better be some teriyaki, or i am going to pout. or, i’m just going to start messing with things, as they go by!! yeah, that’s what i’ll do. i will touch each and every piece of sushi that moves past me. i’ll let you know how it goes.
oh, but this is cute. on friday, the ladies of the dept are having the first official High Teas and Tiaras outing. we are going to the queen mary’s tea room. the reason for the tiara part? they give you tiaras to wear. like i don’t do THAT everyday. this whole idea was evildeb’s. she is a cruise director. when she left my team for a while, i really missed that. and i had to start doing it. but she’s back. so i can relax. anyway, we’ve actually found numerous places to have high tea, including a scottish place nearby. so we are hoping to make this a regular thing. now if the boys want to have their own outing, they can. but they will never get it together enough to plan it. maybe they could just all walk across the street together. and go to the auto parts store.

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5 thoughts on “Well, you should see what happens when you mention my name at The Rug Barn. You get a glass of cold mint tea and a rough kiss from a guy named Misha.

  1. Sandy says:

    Looked over the menu for the tea room…Looks like fun…word of advice- leave your muse at home that day unless you want her swinging from a victorian chandelier…muses tend to put smuggled hooch in tea….don’t ask me how I know this…
    😉
    As far as not seeing anything interesting in quite a few days…DO something interesting…LOL, be your own entertainment, I think you know how!!!!!!

  2. arifa says:

    i’ve heard rumors of a place called “la tea dah” around here where you get tea and a funny hat and a little shawl or boa or pearls or something to wear. it sounds like it’s cute. i likes me some tea. wait – do you like tea? isn’t that too close to soup for you or something?

  3. jodi says:

    sandy – oh boy do i know how. let me tell you… i’m the entertainment for EVERYONE around this place. [work] i am a freakin’ ray of sunshine. they need me. especially on rainy grey days like this. because they think they all suffer from the S.A.D. not me, because i have INNER sunshine.
    fee – you silly retardo bun. tea is a beverage. soup is food that has been mangled beyond recognition into something that resembles a quasi-bev. it’s an abomination to good food everywhere. except for chicken noodle… that soup ROCKS.

  4. i haven’t seen anything interesting either. for shame! i’ll just have to find me a sushi conveyor or tiara tea party then. those sound like fun.

  5. jodi says:

    well, if the crazy people don’t come out soon, i’ll just have to provide my own crazy. i can be fodder for someone else’s blog.

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