we are worried about the level of hostility that you are expressing, and your constant references to oral sex. your lack of blogitivity simply shows how much you have withdrawn from society. the uberbrain is taking up a collection, and we’d very much appreciate it if you’d just sign the papers, rather than forcing us to take legal action. we’d rather spend the money on adequate therapies, and not on legal fees, however we can get the courts to rule in our favor, if need be. we are most confident in that matter. it will relect poorly upon you, if you fight this little reality, and can hamper your eventual release. it’s so much nicer when we all just agree, isn’t it?
love,
the ¸berbrain
ps: the book is called curves, and it does not mention a personal chef. although i imagine a personal chef would solve a lot of my problems. – jodi